Stop Birds. Save Time and Money.
A vent guard that keeps birds and animals out—without poking new holes in your siding.
Birds Aren’t Dumb
Birds, rodents, and all their critter kinfolk like warm, dry places just as much as you do—and your open vent flaps are prime real estate with a built-in heat source.
Most solutions? Clunky cages bolted to your siding with screws, which is basically a perfect recipe for:
- Leaks
- Rust streaks
- Cracked and faded plastic
- Snarky letters from your HOA
You Need an Inside Job
Instead of drilling holes in your siding and caging your house from the outside, Hide-a-Guard hides inside your existing dryer vent or bathroom vent. Out of sight. Out of the weather. Out of view from those cranks over at the HOA.
- No screws. No caulk. No handyman fees.
- Just enough flex to slide in snug and secure.
- Completely invisible from the street.
- Protected from UV rays and storms.
Think of it as complete pest protection without the weird plastic prison bars.
The 3-Step Slide-In Process
1
Get Your Guard
Once you have your Hide-a-Guard, take it outside and open your vent.
2
Slide It In
The guard flexes just enough to fit perfectly into your vent. Done in seconds.
3
Close the Flap
That’s it. Birds are locked out. Your home looks good. And you barely lifted a finger.
See It For Yourself
Them: “Just drill a bunch of holes in the side of your house and put this metal/plastic cage on it. Sure, it looks terrible, but at least the birds can’t get in.”
Hide-a-Guard: “Take it easy, guys. We’re talking about someone’s house, not Alcatraz. Try this, no one will even know it’s there.”
Built Tough Right Here in the USA
Made to handle anything from -40° winters to 256° summer heat waves. Plus, it’s protected from UV damage from constant sun and rain exposure since it lives inside your vent. While other guards break down, crack, or rust, your Hide-a-Guard just keeps doing its job—silently.
Affordable. Accessible. Awesome.
Competitors charge the same price for clunky contraptions that are made overseas and wreck your curb appeal.
This guard? Just $24.99. Anyone can install it. Everyone can afford it. And no one will know it’s there (except the birds…but that’s kind of the point, right?).
Bulk pricing available for orders of 10+
A Truly Universal Bird Guard
Birds don’t belong in your vents, and ugly cages don’t belong on your house.
Slide it in. Lock them out. Order your Hide-a-Guard today.